DirtyGIRL

CREDIT CARD LEVELS--
1. BLUE ~ Thanks for joining DIRTYGRL enterprises. We cater to all your needs. Well actually, you cater to everyone else's. Which is why we're offering you the BLUE card to start off with. This is the "cakin" stage. Tiffany knows. We heard. You're well on your way to becoming the ULTIMATE dirtygirl!

2. RED ~ We heard what you were doing last night at the guys/girls house. We know everything. We're upgrading you to red. Lucky you.

3. BRONZE ~ GIRL, YOU DID WHO IN THE WHAT?! DAYUM. Bronze card is just for you.

4. SILVER ~ This is the regular dirtygrl creditcard. Most official dirtygrls start right here. Like Nicole. She started here when she was 14. LOL just kidding. Ok kinda.

5. GOLD ~ Okay, we know you're gettin freaky by this point, JACKRABBIT. HAHA. This card includes 3somes, orgies (ashley), backseat car romping, frequent flyer miles (yeah, i make mistakes too), and a TEENY anal sex. You know how it goes.

6. PLATINUM ~ aka the ultimate stripper name. When you get to this point, there is NO TURNING BACK. We got your shit on lock. You fucked 3 guys in 24 hours? Girl. Hit up that platinum.

7. BLACK ~ Only ashley has the black. Because shes ms. wet wet. and shes dirty.