Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sooo as for right now I am retiring my dirty girl card. Recently it was swiped and although I have no regrets over what was done I still feel as if Im losing control of myself soo in turn I'm retiring my card til further notice.
Monday, October 27, 2008
ladies and gents...lets all gather around for some real talk shall we?...find a seat and get comfy...
"staining the name"...dont know what it is?...let me help...
its when a male/female does things to make it seem like another person is a horrible person regardless of the true character of the person which may very well be a kind caring person.
most common example:
him: aye girl!
her: what?
him: come here!
her: why?
him: cuz i wanna holla at chu
her: *smacks lips and walks away*
him: well FUCK you then BITCH!...didnt want you no way!
whats wrong with this picture?...hmm?...im sure you all see...but for the ones on the short bus i will point it out!...the guy clearly got pissed and called her out just because he was rejected...trying to do what class?...all together...STAINING THE NAME!
we can go on for days with examples of bullshit...childiah...immature activity...BUT!...i will cut to the chase...
yah yah yah...i know ive been slacking but have no fear...DAME DYE IS HERE!
ok nah...this shit is NOT for the weak niggas...make sure ya shit is tight before attempting this!
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
★ I'm no dirty girl but ill fuck ur girl like she's one ★
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
of course the dirty girl nite would occur at EMU. Sherese and Ap and Nini decided to come up on saturday nite to come to this jungle juice party!! so we get JAZZY.. and go ova there.. a few of us already high on life (lol) we went in and started to drink... suddenly everyone was FUCKED UP. and dancing everywhere... ashley swiped her card a few times with splits to the floor, and a lap dance that no one at emu will ever forget! haha. and even sherese swiped that dirty girl card for like the first time ever!! she dissappeared a few times.... dont worry she wasnt being a dirty girl slut! she was being an appropriate dirty girl. and everyone had a few dirty girl swipes while dancing.. haha!!
>i wish you all coulda came cuz then it woulda been CRAZZZZI. and a TRUE dirtygirl nite!<
<3
Thursday, October 9, 2008
random thoughts at midnight, but i was thinking about how much of a dirty girl book flyy girl by omar tyree really was. anyone have any other dirtygirl books? they are always great and fast reads lol.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
★ I'm no dirty girl but ill fuck ur girl like she's one ★
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It's slightly unfortunate that I have no dirtygirl stories to tell.
Sorry everyone, I've been clean up at school.
Western is known for its STD's :(
I guess getting alcohol poisoning last Thursday could count? Right? Anyone?
I do have to correct one post though.
MY DIRTY GIRL NAME IS BARTENDER. NOT LIQ. I HATE LIQUOR. THAT IS WHAT MADE ME SICK AND PUKE BILE EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.
Thanks. That's all.
-TDrama
HAHA I think every dirty girl should also be a go girl.... I don't know how I feel about this video but I'm always down for a lil sex in the office.....haha you should try it. Leave your man speechless.......
yall no about my camera.. and my dirtygirl pics on it!.
well there all gone............
so handycam?? maybe not... or maybe ill just take some new pics?! lmao
and way..this is the DIRTYGIRL blog.. so i think we chould have a story time! and have stories about our "dirty" situations : )
wat do u think??
First off I would like to say i'm mad that my dirtty girl name was not posted in the first blog!
WTF! Anywho! BACKSEAT DIRTYGIRL REPORTING FOR DUTY!
ummm what is there to say...oh i have something!
ohkay so me and my boyfriend for almost a year now (yay!) were suppose to hold out the whole "sex" thing until our one year anniversary (Nov.19)....the results of that...well umm...lets just say its not going as planned lmao. it's all his fault!...well im not gonna blame it all on him bc I want the "D" a lot lol...oh well i guess when you want you get!
**Spazz if you want to**
but age ain't nothing but a number. It ain't nothing but a number
It ain't nothing but a number,
It ain't nothing but a number,
It ain't nothing but a number,
It ain't nothing but a number,
It ain't nothing but a number,
It ain't nothing but a number.
I'll flip it and keep ya moanin'.
Soooo I met this guy and he's older. We talked for the longest until I realized I didn't know his age....then he told me and I told him mine, but I had to let him know age is nothing but a mind state baby. I can do things to your body that other women twice my age wouldn't even dream of doing. I want your tongue to taste the love in between my thighs. Caress my body and make love to me.....No scratch that I want the 'fuck me til my eyes turn chinese' 'the back breaking' 'the I'm on top of the world I don't ever want to come down.' I want my juices to overflow on you. I want me to taste you and you to taste me. From the kitchen to the bedroom. From the bed to the floor. We begin to make a new language with our bodied that only when together can we understand. Now all I want to know is.........................Would you mind?
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
well my dirty girl card was getting pretty dusty and then this guy came along and he is BIGGG. and well we were suppose to hang out this weekend but plans got cancelled...the driver backed out because her boo and her kinda fell out. ohwell it was wishful thinking. and this other guy is coming over tomorow to visit since i dont have wednesday class so we will see how that goes.... somehow i gotta get the dust off my card...its irritating lol
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so like...times are hard you guys.
ohk everyone!! this isnt dirty its actually a little too clean.. but i wanna tell yall hoes!!
soo.. i have a huge crush on this guy named eddy! and he is FINE.. LIKE yesss!!
and he asked me to lunch the other day.. and i said no.. : ( like a dummy..
but i recovered today by asking him to come and eat wit me... omg.. it was so akward at first.. but then it became alright... omg.. i want him.. in or around my mouth!! hahah
no i jus want him period! he is so sexy and everything... ughh! i need him... well not need.. but want really bad!
jus lettin yall know.... wat should be my next move??
I am not posting anything real until this U G L Y layout changes.
And I just have to say that I'm really nervous about this blog and I'm apart of it. Ashley? FORREAL? Your process of thoughts? Girl, please. Just write an erotic novel.
Just some thoughts running through my mind......
Soooo we love Kanye but I'm rather confused by this video....I think this is going to be one of those videos where you either love the song or hate the song based off the video lol
first off let me say thanks for that warm welcome....as said before I am *cue theme music* BIGDADDYSWEETDICKWITHTHECANDYNUTZ!...and I am here to please and tease...enjoy
sooooo the numbers game?...bet you wonder what in sam hell I'm talkin bout huh?...I'm talkin about the most infamous number of all numbers...69 *echos nine nine nine nine nine*...yup yup!...don't know what it is?...shame on you!...to put it simple...let me nibble on ur clit while ひ swallow my dick!...easiest way I know how to phrase it!
but anywhoooo...who in the hell decides they want to give this action (a great feeling action I might add) a f'n number?...and why 69...tru u flip 69 upside down its the same butttttttt...what about 11...00...hmm?...hmm?
all I wanna kno is who thought about 69?
★ I'm no dirty girl but ill fuck ur girl like she's one ★ <---think that will be my signature...get used to it!
Ok soooo we got a new one guys..................... and its are second guy..............bigdaddysweetdickwiththecandynutz he's the dirtest........finally someone to exceed my dirtness.......He gets the clear card which is the elite of the elite....... Top flight! Let's Welcome Him
hmmm webcam might be getting some of us girls into too much trouble.......cardswipe
Ok soooo Idk what to talk about first sooo much on my mind.....
1. Eric haha wow I revealed his name...He makes me feel like the little girl who got her first crush.(Now if he would just ask me out lol)
2. This philosophy test that im gurannted to fail due to the fact that my teacher is psycho.
3. Yesterday def need to swipe my dirty girl card almost got caught in the car haha let your imagination run wild.....
4. This poet and his voodoo hmmmmm......
CREDIT CARD LEVELS--
1. BLUE ~ Thanks for joining DIRTYGRL enterprises. We cater to all your needs. Well actually, you cater to everyone else's. Which is why we're offering you the BLUE card to start off with. This is the "cakin" stage. Tiffany knows. We heard. You're well on your way to becoming the ULTIMATE dirtygirl!
2. RED ~ We heard what you were doing last night at the guys/girls house. We know everything. We're upgrading you to red. Lucky you.
3. BRONZE ~ GIRL, YOU DID WHO IN THE WHAT?! DAYUM. Bronze card is just for you.
4. SILVER ~ This is the regular dirtygrl creditcard. Most official dirtygrls start right here. Like Nicole. She started here when she was 14. LOL just kidding. Ok kinda.
5. GOLD ~ Okay, we know you're gettin freaky by this point, JACKRABBIT. HAHA. This card includes 3somes, orgies (ashley), backseat car romping, frequent flyer miles (yeah, i make mistakes too), and a TEENY anal sex. You know how it goes.
6. PLATINUM ~ aka the ultimate stripper name. When you get to this point, there is NO TURNING BACK. We got your shit on lock. You fucked 3 guys in 24 hours? Girl. Hit up that platinum.
7. BLACK ~ Only ashley has the black. Because shes ms. wet wet. and shes dirty.
Its alot of work being a dirty girl, some of them work harder than others (Obviously) hence the several levels of credit in our dirtygirl credit card agency. anyways lets start by introducing the dirty girls by name we have dominatrix, jackrabbit, mrs.wetwet, Liq, handycam & homewrecker....still thinking of SW's name. anyways this blog might be a little too much for some of yall but thats why your not a dirtygurlll but you probably wish you were :)